Praying to St. Joseph

Since the house is not selling or even seeming to show much I have taken drastic measures. I have heard that burying a statue of St. Joseph in your yard, upside down, will help sell your house. So, I googled it and let me tell you, the market for "St. Joseph Home Sale Kits" is much bigger than I had anticipated! If it works for others why can't it work for me? Needless to say, St. Joseph is buried, head first, in my yard and I am saying the prayer that came in the kit every day. Supposedly, after saying the prayer for 9 days, your prayers will be heard and granted in short order. It even warns to "be sure you really want what you wish for." Here's to prayers and wishes being answered!!